Captain Handsome
© accioloki

I have the spottiest damn internet but I’ll be home tomorrow!

On another note: Maryland weather sucks.

nomorethaniron:

"It is always funny.”

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"It’s not even remotely close to being funny."

nomorethaniron:

"—That might be true, actually."

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"Don’t look at me like that, it wasn’t funny then and it’s not funny now!"

Chris Evans laughing + left boob

gardencherub:

what doesn’t kill you

leaves scars

ruins your lungs

dries out all your tears

leaves you lying awake at 4 in the morning

wishing you weren’t alive

blxckbat:

"Oh believe me, I know." Vlad said, "And we are very grateful Princess. ” He quipped, “But this isn’t the 1940’s anymore.”

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"Oh really? I was under the impression my 70 years on ice was a dream."

nomorethaniron:

"That sounds like the worst potential catchphrase I’ve ever heard—"

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"Nothing is worse than the star spangled man with a plan."

I’m alive!! Barely. But I’ll be on later tonight xox

"It’s 3am, this better be good or your house better be on fire."