I have the spottiest damn internet but I’ll be home tomorrow!
On another note: Maryland weather sucks.
"It is always funny.”
"It’s not even remotely close to being funny."
"—That might be true, actually."
"Don’t look at me like that, it wasn’t funny then and it’s not funny now!"
what doesn’t kill you
ruins your lungs
dries out all your tears
leaves you lying awake at 4 in the morning
wishing you weren’t alive
"Oh believe me, I know." Vlad said, "And we are very grateful Princess. ” He quipped, “But this isn’t the 1940’s anymore.”
"Oh really? I was under the impression my 70 years on ice was a dream."
"That sounds like the worst potential catchphrase I’ve ever heard—"
"Nothing is worse than the star spangled man with a plan."
I’m alive!! Barely. But I’ll be on later tonight xox
"It’s 3am, this better be good or your house better be on fire."